'Caliban at Sunset' I stood with a man Watching the sun go down. The air was full of murmurous summer scents And a brave breeze sang like a bugle From a sky that smouldered in the west, A sky of crimson, amethyst, gold and sepia And blue as blue were the eyes of Helen When she sat Gazing from some high tower in Ilium Upon the Grecian tents darkling below. And he, This man who stood beside me, Gaped like some dull, half-witted animal And said, "I say, Doesn't that sunset remind you Of a slice Of underdone roast beef?" -- P. G. Wodehouse